A New Mother's Definitions:
1. Mom tired- a term used to describe a mother's exhaustion caused by her continuous efforts to provide nurture and care for her children, regardless of the level of exhaustion.
2. Morning- a continuation of nighttime marked by breakfast.
3. Nap time- a possible source of temporary silence and relaxation.
4. Pajamas- the proper attire for playing, chasing, and caring for small children.
5. Hair- an entirely useless possession that must be strictly withheld from small children, otherwise serious injury may result.
6. Germs- completely nonexistent for small children and utterly invasive for mothers.
7. Cuddles- payment received by mothers for their incessant care of their young offspring.
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